10.40pm, BBC OneIf Scrubs met Abbott Elementary, you’d get something like this American hospital mockumentary series (but lower your expectations a wee bit). It’s from Justin Spitzer – who created Superstore and wrote for The Office – and Eric Ledgin, and follows the dedicated if exhausted team at an underfunded hospital in Oregon. It gets straight into the chaos, with new nurse Matt trying to get through his first day.Hollie Richardson
8.30pm, BBC OneHammond is uncharacteristically “nervous” as she meets Mel B – whom she has already interviewed three times and found to be “cagey”. Can she disarm her over a weekend at Mel’s leopard print farmhouse in Leeds? Luckily, the former Spice Girl’s mum, who is a super-fan of Hammond, joins them on the sofa for a big, long chat.HR
9pm, ITV1
It’s the final leg of Lumley’s voyage down the Danube and she leaves Serbia to enter Romania via the Iron Gates gorge. After a cup of tea with a nun (not a beer-brewing one like last week), she takes a train along the river then heads to Transylvania in search of brown bears and Dracula’s castle.HR
9pm, Channel 4
The celebrity version of this enduring, brilliantly simple couch potato telly-fest returns for a seventh season. Among the sofa buddies are Stephen and Anita Mangan, Rylan and Linda Clark, Mo Gilligan and Babátúndé Aléshé, Jennifer Saunders and Beattie Edmondson and, of course, old faithfuls Shaun Ryder and Bez.Phil Harrison
9pm, Sky ComedyWhile everybody still tries to make sense of the Aidan and Carrie “together-but-not” situation (including themselves), Miranda has the hots for her British colleague and is newly obsessed with a trashy reality TV show (it is so good to have single Miranda back), while Seema tries a new approach to dating – which involves wearing pearls and florals.HR
9.30pm, BBC OneThe precisely engineered vulgarity of this 90s-set sitcom provides more laughs per minute than the average TV comedy. In the aftermath of Kath (Sian Gibson) getting drunk at an industry awards do, Diane (Rosie Cavaliero) finds solace in a romantic endeavour. But it’s not going well for Martin (Conleth Hill) in his new cleaning job at a care home: “Martin! Rogue turd in room 12! Bring yer gloves!”Jack Seale
Racing: The Oaks, 1pm, ITV1The first day from Epsom.
World Cupfootball: Wales v Liechtenstein,7.30pm, BBC ThreeThe Group J qualifier in Cardiff.